Guess who's a fag?

My name's Patrick. I ship everything. I'm very much approachable, the ask button's right there. My blog runs with a lot of gay so be ready for some rants at least once a week. My blog is predominantly a mixture of Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Adventure Time, Merlin, Doctor Who, and a lot of other things you probably wouldn't expect to see in a blog like mine. I am a part of many fandoms so expect random posts every now and then.

a story of high

after smoking, my friends and i crashed at the couch. this one friend of ours, he suddenly blurted out “wait what i how.”

of course, we were all like “…??”

we all took a look at each other, and i laughed so hard i peed a little?? idk

18 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 1 note

laserbabe:

I hope you get to fuck somebody to an Arctic Monkeys song

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 169,577 notes

My relationship with my followers

Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
Followers:
Me:
Followers:
Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.
1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 545,830 notes

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

image
and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 65,840 notes
ask-the-awesome-armin-arlert:

This is why you need to join the survival corps

ask-the-awesome-armin-arlert:

This is why you need to join the survival corps

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 29,948 notes
ladyhistory:

OH MY GOSH

ladyhistory:

OH MY GOSH

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 21,835 notes

orgyporgy:

Like when women hate men it’s frustrating at worst, maybe it hurts someone’s feelings, but when men hate women they are shamed, abused, patronized, demeaned, objectified, raped, and murdered, ya feel me, so even if I WAS a raging misandrist like worst case scenario I’d be a bummer at parties, meanwhile a girl somewhere literally can’t leave her house because it’s dark outside.

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 31,281 notes

so i just had a really depressing thought

if a zombie apocalypse would ever happen, i would have to leave my dog behind. now that’s not really hard to do, in general. saying goodbye to him, tho… NO NO NO NO NO

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

biowar protagonist pickup lines

spicyshimmy:

the grey warden:
'did it hurt?'
'did what hurt?'
'when you fell off that dragon and a mage accidentally froze you while casting a spell'

hawke:
'did it hurt?'
'did what hurt?'
'that fabulous pun i just made’

commander shepard:
'did it hurt?'
'yeah shepar you crashed the mako into a cliff so yeah it fucking hurt'

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 388 notes
tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 70,501 notes